Zombie Killer

If Zombies ever took over Portales, I'd be so ready. Guns are relatively ineffective against them, unless its a scattergun, and then they're really only good for keeping the damned things back far enough. Besides, I don't have any. But I would only have to get a couple of blocks away to retrieve a sword from Solomons. Now there is a zombie-control weapon. I mean, think about it, the only way to kill a zombie is to hack it to pieces, or burn it to death. So I can make it to Solomon's with aerosol hairspray and a lighter, plus a ripped off chair leg for extra precaution. An oilskin trenchcoat adds some protection against Zombie bites, and I can even wear a leather coat under that. They couldn't handle this.

I've been playing too many video games, I guess.

But I have a sword! And I freaking KNOW how to use it! Bring it, you Zombie-fucks, BRING it.